the Baby

•2009/08/28 • 2 Comments

My daughters hate when I call them babies…in truth, I really dont care. They will always be my darn babies…I’m in denial. So what 😛

My Girls

My Girls

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No Meat!

•2009/08/27 • 2 Comments

meat

After subjecting myself to a 24 day cleansing – meat makes me ill. literally. So, for the record…I can not eat any gosh darn meat. It grosses me out. It comes back up. It makes me sick. And, most importantly, it interferes with the sexy. My sexy.

Thank you.

Lawnmower man AKA Mr. Meanie

•2009/05/19 • Leave a Comment
Mr. Meanie

Mr. Meanie

This is the meanest man on the block who adds value to the universe…somehow someway. Only the Creator knows….God bless this man. MEANIE!

Watermelon face…

•2009/05/19 • 3 Comments

I’ll probably end up looking like this by the end of the summer. I HEART WATERMELON!

MI HEART WATERMELON

MI HEART WATERMELON

Work Work Work

•2009/05/19 • 4 Comments

 

 

Looking for employment is a pain in the rear end – having a bowel movement feels a hell of a lot better…

Job Hunting

Job Hunting

I’m so 3008 you’re so 2000 and late!!

•2009/05/07 • 2 Comments

Boom Boom Pow – Black Eyed Peas

You have toe jam on your toast

•2009/05/07 • 2 Comments

 

Clean your nails son!

Clean your nails son!

One of the things that can be so disgusting is dirty long/short man nails. I understand that there are some hard working men out there – and that is something that can be admired. However, to walk around all willy nilly with dirty nails is totally unacceptable.

 

Nothing (well there are other things) can be more disgusting than a man with black/brown particles of who knows what in their fingernails.

Do the world a favor men & clean your nails son.